Blame it on Brazil
A 7.2 ton, 43,200 pages book, contestant for Guiness World Record. It contains all tax rules approved in Brazil since 1988 Constitution. Complied by lawyer Vinicios Leoncio in protest against the maddening bureaucracy faced by anyone trying to run a company in the country. 

A 7.2 ton, 43,200 pages book, contestant for Guiness World Record. It contains all tax rules approved in Brazil since 1988 Constitution. Complied by lawyer Vinicios Leoncio in protest against the maddening bureaucracy faced by anyone trying to run a company in the country. 

Do Brazilians love dictatorship? [1]

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Yesterday it was the 50th anniversary of 1964 coup - yes, a Fool’s Day coup, something which was noted in retrospect by the military so they officially changed the date form April 1st to March 31 in school textbooks and official communications. However, the fools in case ended up being the supporters of the Constitution and their allies, Marxists seeing an opening to full revolution via ballots, both placing all their chips in that part of the army would stand up to defend president Goulart. Instead, faced with guns and tanks, no one had another reaction than playing possum, in terrified tonic immobility. 

Recently, there was a hoax on Brazilian Internet about a supposed French article about the World Cup, accusing Brazil of a range of catastrophic problems. One of those caught my attention: Brazil supports all kinds of dictatorships abroad.

The hoax, probably fruit of some particularly bitter anti-World Cup protester or maybe our garden kind of right winger, resounded what was a real concern during the Bush (and Lula) era. Brazil did support Iran, Cuba and Venezuela, but that had more to do with a peculiar brand of Cold War nostalgia from our elected government of former Marxists than any national inclination. Traditionally, Brazil was the most vanilla country in international diplomacy, condemning human rights violations, wars and other ugly stuff as long as somebody rich was there to tag along and it didn’t hurt business. None of those countries enjoyed any real popularity in Brazil, particularly Iran, a puritan Islamic state antithetic to everything Brazilians understand about how to live the life. 

Still, there’s a ring of truth to that. For many Brazilians, democracy is not an absolute imperative, but more of a general guideline, something that’s good while it works. When a clown is elected as the most voted representative and a compilation of rules about taxes takes a 7 ton book to write (more on that later), many cling back to a very old idea on these coasts: “people are still not ready for democracy”. 

During last year’s protests, many people stood up to talk about “revolution”. Some of them in the naive teenager sense, “we stop doing bad stuff and start doing good stuff”. Others knowing too well that it means “provisional government”, the last one taking 19 years.

In the next posts, I’ll talk a little about the history of democracy and it’s opposite in Brazil. 

About the Protests

I just raised this blog from a year of inactivity. Still, I recon it’s strange a blog with this name being silent about the protests. The problem is not I don’t consider them relevant, but that things are going on so fast I still don’t have formed any solid opinion, something I can say you didn’t hear from other sources. There’s a lot to be said and that will take take time. I’ll just reblog some pictures for now.

Terence Hill and Bud Spencer in Double Trouble (1984). Butt jokes or no butt jokes, those guys were very popular around here.

Unnamed prisoner stuck in a wall while trying to break from from a prison in Goias. 

Unnamed prisoner stuck in a wall while trying to break from from a prison in Goias. 

Proposed Hot Dog Theme Park for Osasco. Yes, I said Hot Dog Theme Park.
To sum up Osasco’s reputation, we can say it’s to São Paulo’s as New Jersey is to New York. Among its many attractions, it’s now the self-proclaimed Brazilian Capital of Hot Dog.
I tend to agree that Osasco’s hot dogs are agreeable, at least for being only place in the country where hot dogs aren’t made with canned corn,  peas, potato straws, grilled cheese and manioc flour. 

Proposed Hot Dog Theme Park for Osasco. Yes, I said Hot Dog Theme Park.

To sum up Osasco’s reputation, we can say it’s to São Paulo’s as New Jersey is to New York. Among its many attractions, it’s now the self-proclaimed Brazilian Capital of Hot Dog.

I tend to agree that Osasco’s hot dogs are agreeable, at least for being only place in the country where hot dogs aren’t made with canned corn,  peas, potato straws, grilled cheese and manioc flour. 

Rage Quit - Surgeon Simulator 2013: Steam Edition

You don’t get many original games from Brazilian developers. but when you do…

The Potoo is a South American bird which I would never have heard of if not for internet. Thanks, internet. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potoo

Old man shrugs off lightning.